A bearded fucking primary school teacher. Ahahahaha such a buzz.

I may still be drunk. And some cunt called Charles is calling me. Who the fuck is Charles. I don’t care that it is like 11am I’m making pizza. Yassssss.

On underwear. Oh damn.

Looks do matter, everyone knows it. That’s what is put into our heads from the beginning. We read all the magazines and see all the celebrities photographs and we want to be them. We want the money, we want the fame and we want the beauty. Of course there are some extreme cases where people take it too far but that is the price we have to pay.

Bring on the drunken old men and their chat up lines, not. I just like the fact I work with some of the nicest people I have met. I already have favourites.

To all insects. Got bit now my arm is swelling and I have a rash on my leg. Greatttttttt.

I type in beards on Instagram and I then follow the hot bearded men. Good times.

HOT, TALL, MUSCLEY, TATTOOED, BEARDED MEN IN SCOTLAND TO STARE AT WHILE DROOLING!